A poem of pirate. Tis sad. This will teach u how to deal with wish givers

To my dearly beloved.
I mourn cause I found a treasure of all treasures.
A lamp. From the lost lands of the far south.
How good I thought as it was made of the finest gold
Though as I held it with me on my journeys not once did I open it.
I sailed the seven seas with my crew but my lamp stayed in my quarters.
Why should I open it I thought? Finally one day my thirst could not be parched.
For I had drank salt water which would wash out with normal water.
What I needed was rum but I mourn as I had none.
I saw my lamp perched on my shelf.
I figured there might be some in there.
Surly the ancients who made this lamp knew of rum.
As I cracked it open a creature came out.
He offered me three wishes, he did.
I figured that was better than rum
So I wished for rum.
And a bottle of rum crashed on my head.
Angry I stood up. Wiser now to this arrogant monster.
I wished for bottle of rum in my hand.
Forgetting that my right hand was a hook the rum popped in it and fell to the ground.
Then I thought of a cunning wish.
I wished my hand was like the other hand.
He made my normal hand a hook too.
So I say. Life’s hard with a two hooks as hands.
Gave up I suppose. Nothing to lose except my two hook hands.
By Timmy Two Hook

(actually by Dinkis Kong)

Forgot the the vidio for a bit

Chickened out. Gonna train more. Also need a anti dragon shield so yeah it'll be a loooooooong while

Vidio comming up

Yes don't get too exited. it'll be tough to get it here noting im making this blog at school. So it'll be a suprise. Should be omn here in a week or so anyhow it will show how to kill a dragon in RS... Probelly me (DInkis Kong) and deak67 as well and maybie Lamo1008.

Back

Back again to give you more hints. Ok now A new hint for taking on packs of goblins. First bring sword and click on them. Goblins are allways easy duh! So just kill them.

The next hint

BBQ night

k for my next hint Dragon slaying on random online rpg. first of all buy a bow. and shoot arrows at the dragon but don't go to the dragon cause dragons are dangerious. thats why u use a bow and hope it doesn't fly p to u and knaw u to peices so if u can set ur arrow firing rate to as fast as it can go. hopefull ull get a couple of criticals and maybie ull live. But if u do live when he crashs into you and starts eatign u equip ur sword as to fight him in close combat mode.

Just Wondering

WHAH MY BLOG IS 30 MINUTES OLD AND NO ONES BEEN HERE...

VERY VERY IMPORTANT

Bring a sword. Like the most important thing EVER. ITS really really hard to fight a dragon with ur bear hands... SERIUOSLY,don't try it